📍 Coming to a neighborhood near you · Eventually

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BUTT STUFF

Quality Pork BBQ

The most anticipated BBQ joint of the 2050s.
Smoked low and slow. Like, really slow. Retirement slow.

Check the Wait 🕐

🔥 Grand Opening Countdown

We're Not Open. We're Aging.
Like a Good Rub.

Our pitmasters are currently busy perfecting their craft, arguing about rub ratios, and waiting to retire. The smoke is coming. Eventually.

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* Opening date subject to change based on retirement plans, golf handicaps, and how the brisket is feeling that day.

🐷 The Legend in the Making

Two Friends.
Zero Urgency.
All the Flavor.

🔥 Where We've Been

Two best friends united by one sacred belief: low and slow wins every time. Decades of backyard smoking, family cook-offs, and unsolicited opinions about other people's BBQ have forged a partnership built on smoke, spice, and stubbornness.

Our sides have survived multiple generations of critics. Children, grandparents, skeptics, and that one guy at every cookout who says he "doesn't really like BBQ" — they all asked for seconds.

🕰️ Where We're Going

Here's our business plan: retire, open a BBQ joint, and make people unreasonably happy about pork. We're not in a rush. The best smoke takes time. So do we.

By the time we flip our Open sign, we'll have put in more hours practicing our craft than most chefs put into an entire career. We just… also held day jobs during that time.

30+ Years of Backyard Reps
Family Recipes Argued Over
0 Bad Butts. Ever.
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